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Sep. 13th, 2020 | 05:05 pm

ANSWERS TO Republic of Korea, Dae Han Min Guk, South Korea, Im Yong Su
BUT PREFERS Han Guk or Korea (because he's the only one worth bothering about)

FROM Axis Powers Hetalia, more or less
MODIFICATIONS more history, fewer boob jokes

AGE older than you, not as old as China
NO REALLY HIS ACTUAL AGE he's the kid or grandkid of the original three Korean kingdoms (aka Baekche, Silla, and Koguryo) and originally represented the southern half of the peninsula during the Joseon Dynasty, making him about 600 or 700 years old, give or take a century

PERSONALITY At his core Korea is proud, traditionalist, and kind of a brat. He's extremely insecure and wants to be acknowledged as the awesome country he so clearly is, but since he takes the view that any attention is good attention, he tends to come across as an asshole. Like many of his people, he's obsessed with bettering himself through education; he's constantly studying and has aced every one of the bazillion exams his government's offered over the centuries. With people who have earned his respect, he's formal and tends to use very archaic Korean, but with everyone else he's deliberately casual to the point of rudeness. He prefers old-fashioned things despite his fondness for shiny technology and catchy pop songs, is patriotic to a fault, constantly worries that his people will forget where they came from, and wears traditional hanbok instead of Western clothes because really, someone ought to.

HISTORICAL CRUSHES Confucius, King Sejong, Yi Sun Shin
NOT SO HISTORICAL CRUSHES Rain, most of Girls Generation

LANGUAGES Korean, Mandarin, Japanese (but will never speak it), English

LIKES his own awesomeness, Super Junior, kimchi, dramas where everyone dies and it's depressing and shit, America most of the time, trot music, vacationing on Jeju-do, being a bad influence on Hong Kong, that time he invented the best alphabet ever, miniskirts, China when he isn't being a dick and invading and shit, cooking, pirated video games, standardized tests, Japan (sometimes)
DISLIKES being ignored, China being a dick, Japan being a dick, America being a dick, anyone but him being a dick, any and all Takeshima crap, imported beef, that country we don't talk about

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Sep. 22nd, 2010 | 07:56 am

I taste like makgeolli

now stop asking me

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Sep. 14th, 2010 | 04:58 pm

attention loserfaces

CHUSEOK

CHUSEOK

CHUSEOK


party at my place after I finish all that ceremonial stuff

boring people not welcome

opium dealers also not welcome

Europeans welcome if you're drunk enough

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Sep. 7th, 2010 | 11:09 pm

texting party at my place

losers with crappy oldschool phones not welcome

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Aug. 20th, 2010 | 04:43 pm

you people have seriously lame issues

like I ran into some dude who's mourning his old car or some shit

what the hell man

it was an ugly car

probably Japanese

screw you ugly car dude

and screw everyone else who got in my way

and screw this rain

I want the damn stagecoaches back











(ooc: meanwhile, lame car dude and everyone else he plowed through is getting hit with the Gwangju massacre. whoops.)

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Aug. 18th, 2010 | 10:50 am

dudes

some of you suck serious ass at singing

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Jul. 18th, 2010 | 12:40 am

guess who just robbed a stagecoach

ok Desai

this is pretty fucking awesome

two thumbs up

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Jul. 12th, 2010 | 11:00 pm

우루과이 잃었어~

난 소주 많이 마셨어~

ㅋㅋㅋ

oh yeah

good job Spain I guess

still gonna kick your ass next time

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Jul. 1st, 2010 | 10:47 am

hey new people

hope you're half as awesome as I am

unless you're Uruguay

then I'm not talking to you

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Jun. 24th, 2010 | 10:07 pm

oh man

this is worse than the time I drunk dialed Cambodia

even though I was right

Angkor Wat totally does look like a bunch of dicks

so just like ignore any texts you get from me

wtf

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